Do you ever feel people staring at you and you like forget how to walk
The Minotaur glanced up at her. “So are we all, dear,” said the Minotaur kindly. “The thing to decide is what kind of monster to be. The kind who builds towns or the kind who breaks them.
One week later and I already need to get the sides re-shaved.
Life lesson of the day: don’t get a mohawk if you’re living on a college budget. You’re gonna have a bad time.
Once in science class the teacher was talking about reproduction and how almost everything we do on routine is to attract a mate and this one boy was all “I don’t want a wife or a girlfriend” so everyone was all “omg r u gay” and he said “no i kinda dont really want anyone” and there was silence until he said “well actually i kinda want lizard” and long story short that kid came out as aromantic in front of 30 8th graders
“someone come cuddle and watch netflix with me :(“